Dentist: You have a very ruddy complexion. High blood pressure?
Patient: Yes, Doc, it runs in the family.
Dentist: On your mother's or your father's side?
Patient: My wife's family.
Dentist: That's impossible. You can't get high blood pressure from your wife's family.
Patient: You oughta meet themem sometime!

Gurus are a pain to treat. They always want to trenscend dental medication.

Patient: Isn't it nasty having your hands in people's mouths all day?
Dentist: No, I think of it as having my hands in their wallets.

Dentist: There goes the only woman I ever loved.
Receptionist: Why didn't you marry here?
Dentist: Can't afford to. She's my best patient.